Brief Jokes
A hip young man bought a 1999 Ferrari GTO. It's the fastest and
most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes
it out for a spin and stops for a red light.
An old man on a moped pulls up next to him. The old man looks over
at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there,
sonny?"
The young man replies, "A 1999 Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million
dollars!"
"That's a lot of money, "says the old man. "Why does it cost so
much?"
"Because this car can do 320 miles an hour" states the young man
proudly.
The old man asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head
in the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped,
the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!" Just then
the light changes and the guy decides to show the old man just what
his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer
reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror.
It seems to be getting closer! He slows down just slightly to see
what it could be and within half a second, whhhoooossshhh! it whips
by him, going much, much faster! "What on earth could be going faster
than my Ferrari," the young man asks himself in shock. Then, ahead
of him, he sees a dot coming toward him at an ungodly amount of
speed! Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction
and it looked like the old man on the moped! "Couldn't be," thinks
the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?" But again, he sees
a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh, Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows
into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man
jumps out, and it IS the old man! He runs up to the mangled old
man and says, "Oh my goodness! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers with his dying breath, "Unhook...my suspenders
from your side-view mirror..."
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